@Prince_Smarming: A co-worker said to me, "Could you be any more annoying?" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
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@crylenol: I crunched the numbers and this is just incredible. what isn't he telling us. #Sharknado3
@Underchilde: Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you’re not at your desk.
@jazmasta: There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.