@Prince_Smarming: A co-worker said to me, "Could you be any more annoying?" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
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@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
@enclaire: Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future.
@NotARatsAss: My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing.