@Marlebean: 'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy.
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@SodomyClown: I don't know what it means to "find your better half" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot.
@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.
@TheAlexNevil: "In just 4 years, you can get a 4 year degree!" Yes, "university" commercial--that math checks out.