@Marlebean: 'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy.
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@WritePlay: "The house always wins," muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.
@215potter: Back in my day a "selfie," was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion.
@DillDoes: *secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA" *spits* I'd rather die
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?