@mjkspeaks: a contractor is just a regular tractor that rips people off
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@Wine_Honey1: These people act like they're never seen a naked store mannequin, holding a wine glass, sitting on someone's front porch before.
@faggrat: time zones are so weird like, australia is already in 2018, europe still in 2017 and the US in 1950...so weird lmaoo
@GrandadJFreeman: There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" - In movies: "Lets go find him" -___-
@UGotMeRight: I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me.