@Jacob_Swift16: A cop just told me that i have way too many buddha statues for there to not be drugs in the house
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@daemonic3: 1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?