@Jennabear32819: A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!
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@64spoons: Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing "Fortunate Son" on my boombox while watching a man die.
@VeryLonelyLuke: I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx
@sofarrsogud: 🎶 It's raining yen. Hallelujah, it's raining yen - Winners of the Japanese lottery, probably