@Jennabear32819: A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!
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@thegayfarmerguy: The wind blew a smart car into my lane and I had to roll down my window and swat it out of the way.
@echoVista: You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go.
@MrIceMachine: Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E
@mllebeckyrose: I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.