@TheTimeIGotHigh: "A cop pulled me over came up to the window and said, i smell marijuana... i said, i smell bacon... yeah i was that high lol"
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@behindyourback: even worse than arguing with a stupid person online is when an even stupider person joins in but they're on your side
@nihilist_arbys: Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap
@rachelle_mandik: the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a software update did not take their job seriously at all