@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
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@aveuaskew: If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza.
@TheTweetOfGod: Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not.
@robo_junkie: I want to get arrested by a motorcycle cop just so I can hold him tenderly around the waist on my way to jail.
@KimmyMonte: A burrito.. in a bowl? Sure that sounds great! And while you're at it, why don't you rip the blankets off me while I sleep, u piece of shit