@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
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@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
@NicestHippo: *runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor
@Kendragarden: If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby