@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
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@TheAlexP: Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire.
@girlontapas: I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime.
@VodkaThursday: I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby