@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
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@UNTRESOR: A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer.
@MarfSalvador: [Camping] Her: You didn't bring food? Him: No Her: Or toilet paper? Him: Why would we need toilet paper if we don't have food?
@SarahFemme: The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.