@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
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@ArenaFlowers: If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors.
@Trustedshoe: [me trying to sell my personal information on the dark web] For a dollar I’ll tell you how much cheese I eat.
@heidi420x: I haven't been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn't lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I've told to cops.