@MichaelTrying: A couple of weeks ago I replaced my work computer with an aquarium. If anyone asks, I say it's my screensaver.
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@envydatropic: If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention
@SherifLSharkawy: Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.
@pplwtching: As a precautionary measure, the last time my mom asked me to help with her phone, I made sure to delete the Twitter app.