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@titletown__: A couple who are silly together stay together.
@Brampersandon_: BOSS: There's limited parking at the event so we are going to carpool
ME (pulling a pair of floaties out of my desk drawer): oh hell yeah
@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.
@chi73girl: My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical.
@mydmac: *answers phone call from boss*
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!
@undeadmolly: A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is.