@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
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@bacon_gillepic: A client on the phone accidentally said they love me before they hung up Not gonna lie it felt good
@Kauaibride: you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.