@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
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@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@CoopSoSarc: Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD.