@Mr_Kapowski: A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing "The cloak stopped working" to which I responded "OMG you can see me?!"
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@just1fool: Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced
@DaveAmiott: Author: So, I've got this children's book. It's about a hungry caterpillar. Agent: Pass Author: A VERY hungry caterpillar. Agent: Go on...
@ipalatsky: Old superstition: When wife laughs at your jokes: It means you have guests in the house.