@moose_chocolate: A coworker told me she was "catching up on her correspondence" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace.
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@SuSuSuDonym: If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made.
@robwhisman: just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio
@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy.