@moose_chocolate: A coworker told me she was "catching up on her correspondence" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace.
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@ZombieProblms: Zombies never bite hipsters. They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool.
@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."