@OutOnTheMoors: A CW pronounces both "r"s in February, both "d"s in Wednesday and has just told me the "correct" way to say segue. Please send weapons.
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@Bacon_Ball: You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.
@Snarfernini: He said we needed to talk so I screamed 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
@charrrllaa: If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back.
@online_shawn: I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning