@Reverend_Scott: Mistakes married women make:
1. Assuming he heard you.
2. Assuming he understood you.
3. Assuming he'll remember.
4. Marrying a man.
@MrSpoonicorn: "can i smoke in here?"
"sure go ahead sir"
"thanks"
*lights scented candle*
"can i scatter rose petals in here?"
"erm-
"can i dim the lights
@evanR39: You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly.
@Mr_Kapowski: Anytime a frozen meal tells me to "cut holes in film to vent" I pretend like I'm Norman Bates with a knife, complete with sound effects
@famouscrab: some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
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