@Sarcasticsapien: Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it.

@EtobicokeErnie: Last night my wife said to me, “What would you do without me?” Apparently, “Your sister” was the wrong answer.

@ADDiane: Cats can use their whiskers to navigate in the dark. I use my toes. And shins. And lots of cursing.

@10InchesPlus: So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening.

@GinjaNinjaSarah: How to make infinite energy.