@awescar: A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want.
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@theroneman: Son, there's only one thing in life to fear. [Car full of bears with machine guns drives by] Son, there are only two things in life to fear.
@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@sfreeze6: Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September.