@Nathan_NC17: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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@JRobb773: There's nothing you can't achieve with a positive attitude and a cursed doll possessed by a vengeful spirit.
@JohnFugelsang: I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her.
@mishakey: You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi.
@kcmoore51: 11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their...living room. The Twitter is strong in this one.