@Nathan_NC17: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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@AristotlesNZ: Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet
@KyleMcDowell86: If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following
@Reverend_Scott: I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it's slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.