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@Reverend_Scott: A dog needs to be the next president.

"A dog can't-"

When has a dog ever raised taxes or started a war?

"I'll start the paperwork."

A dog needs to be the next president.

“A dog can’t-”

When has a dog ever raised taxes or started a war?

“I’ll start the paperwork.”

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