@markydoodoo: A dog walks into a bar. Then a bank. Then the dry cleaners. This is a dog world. Way to be productive, dog. Try to do the bar last next time
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@djdarrellripley: My mom has a rule that we do nothing on Christmas that Jesus didn't do. Apparently, Jesus drank a pitcher of martinis & hit on the caterer..
@bossy_bootz: 3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it
@SergioValenCo: ''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!