@longwall26: A doorbell that whispers "hide."
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@withanewname: Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot.
@Vodkantots: My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me.
@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.