@philyuck: The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car
@TheTimmyToes: [on the way to the hospital]
GF: "let me get this straight. You thoug-"
Me: I thought that the mouse trap would detect that I am not a mouse
@david8hughes: [speaking at funeral]
Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now
Me: what about 'anguish'?
@DadUnderFire: I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach.
@dshack8: Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps.
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