@PyrBliss: A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face.
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@underchilde: A jury of my peers would just be 12 people who hate that they had to get up before noon.
@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
@tastefactory: *bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh
@Zombie_Kitv2: I almost died last night. I woke up at 3am and MY FOOT WAS HANGING OFF THE EDGE OF THE BED. NOT EVEN UNDER THE COVERS.