@Molly_Kats: A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes.
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@jdforshort: There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel.
@SteveKoehler22: Just changed the GPS voice in my car from male to female. Now if I miss a turn, she says .... "( Sigh )....recalculating"
@simoncholland: Dad, the Easter Bunny should know that I don't like Rolos but he puts them in my basket every year. Me: (eating a Rolo) Yeah, that's weird.