@Molly_Kats: A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes.
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@KarenKilgariff: Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears you can pull the old, "Wait, who's this now?"
@Playing_Dad: *sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man