@MinedOvaMatter: A drum solo but on your face.
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@Jermaine_Accram: My "15 minutes of fame" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect
@junejuly12: I have way too much responsibility for someone who still isn’t sure if 12pm is noon or midnight.
@daemonic3: [working in garage] "Hand me a screwdriver, son" A flat one? "No" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go