@MinedOvaMatter: A drum solo but on your face.
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@EndhooS: Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body
@3sunzzz: My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga.
@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.