@MinedOvaMatter: A drum solo but on your face.
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@TheDailySchmuck: People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days.
@WheelTod: I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo.
@BobScottCPA: Does anyone on here know how to "unhook" Amazon from my Twitter so that I can order things without giving people the idea I am Really bald??
@Swishergirl24: I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long.