@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!
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@squirrel74wkgn: Cashier: Such a GREAT day...how's your weekend? Me: *slides tampons across counter* Cashier: Nevermind...
@rickolantern: Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
@Pirate_nurse: Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner
@Rollinintheseat: The key to house hunting is knowing that the house is more afraid of you than you are of it.
@Viv_Ascious: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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