@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!
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@VerbsRProudest: Never underestimate mothers. They can turn "mayhem" into "ma'am" with one narrowed glance.
@HeyZeus666: Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard.
@TheHyyyype: ME: how old is your son? WOMAN WHO STILL CAN'T ACCEPT THAT HER BABY HAS GROWN UP AND MOVED OUT: 288 months