@JKNenagh: a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!
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@d_duhwit: Me:"But if, as the sign says, there are 'no right turns' can u really fault me for making a wrong one." Cop:"Thats deep but, yes."
@TheToddWilliams: Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?
@Discourt: Things I’ve learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo’s. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks.
@PleaseBeGneiss: ANT: hey did you find any food to bring back to the queen? SUPER FAT ANT: the who?
@daemonic3: "Damn girl, you look hot" Really? "Like a sexy little italian car" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?
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