@AnneeWH: A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: I wonder if black ants and red ants have beef. I never see them chilling together. Ever.
@JimmerThatisAll: In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
@ThisOneSayz: Me *points gun at clerk*: stick 'em up!! Put Algebra 25 and *looks at college syllabus* Psychology 15 in the backpack!