@MikeHornick: A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets
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@amazymay72x: My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome.
@lisaxy424: I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related.
@Parentpains: "I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist." - People who haven't spent time with me yet.
@CoopSoSarc: I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid.