@MikeHornick: A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets
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@Mike__Lee: I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery.
@pleatedjeans: Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people
@KalvinMacleod: I’m so hungry I could eat a hor— *horse walks by snorting aggressively* ticulturalist *horticulturalist pops up trimming hedge aggressively*
@shariv67: Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?