@MikeHornick: A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets
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@_ParkerH: hate when people ask if ur on drugs/drunk when ur just having fun like no some of us have the natural personality of a crackhead sorry
@Ndeshi_M: Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black.
@roostermustache: Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me