@MikeHornick: A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets
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@FatuousFloozy: Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say "spaghetti"
@wchoughton: Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.
@DeanB15: I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied "No, you got that from your mother". :(