@TheCiscoKidder: A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall.
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@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
@lwhit_the_boss: The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet
@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier