@TheCiscoKidder: A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall.
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@lovemyboots111: Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them
@schlimp: *steals machine parts all year* *gets coal for xmas* "Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber" *turns coal into diamond*
@kiel_phillips: INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry, I don't think you're really suited for the role of librarian BRIAN BLESSED: WHY NOT?