@AGreaterMonster: A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AbrasiveGhost: INTERVIEWER: And why under skills did you put "has dominion over bees"? ME: [covered in bee stings] You can cross that one off
@ErrenMichaels: Superman: I am an all powerful alien with only one weakness. Batman: Is it bats? Please say bats.
@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
@Reverend_Scott: Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl.