@AGreaterMonster: A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!
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@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.
@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.
@Tuna_Lover: Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing.