@Mikecanrant: A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently.
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@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
@DamienFahey: Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@JermHimselfish: Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.