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@TheDjinnTrials: A fortune cookie told me I'd receive an important message soon.

The message in the bottle told me the fortune cookie was poisoned.

A fortune cookie told me I’d receive an important message soon.

The message in the bottle told me the fortune cookie was poisoned.

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