@NickBossRoss: A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves.
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@bombsydoll: What is WRONG with you??? Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
@Jesssicle: Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you.
@timdonakowski: Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section.
@bridger_w: Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter