@NickBossRoss: A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves.
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@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@lawyerthoughts: Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You'll be fine.
@Abusitron: *runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*
@smilely_gal: With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century.