@Xoolun: A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them.
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@TechnicallyRon: Remember at school when you would press 'demo' on the electric piano and pretend you were really playing it? That's what adulthood is.
@ObscureGent: [moments before death with my life flashing before my eyes] Me: Wow, that’s a lot of cat gifs.
@TheCattyLady: Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.