@Xoolun: A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them.
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@SeinfeldToday: George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:”It’s too desperate.” J:”How’d you find out?” G:”I’m on both."
@beedubyah1: It would be so satisfying if I found out Enya's last name is Face
@skickwriter: I'm beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away.
@novicefather: Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure.
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