@bellicosejason: A friend just texted me & asked for relationship advice. That's like asking the pope to name all the members of Slipknot.
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@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
@envydatropic: I'm buying a gallon of organic milk and now I don't know how to tell my family that I'm out of money for Christmas gifts
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.