@ch000ch: a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say "they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."
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@blacksab67: Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye.
@mjkspeaks: ME: [waking up from nap] HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn’t what i meant
@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.