@Karate_Horse: A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party.
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@michaelianblack: There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys "as a joke."
@BerrryDLite: Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend. Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life.
@shanethevein: Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in "I recommend the squirrel".
@AndyAsAdjective: In a parallel universe somewhere, Bruno Mars is listening to the radio & he’s sick of me being on every channel.