@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
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@fro_vo: Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an "arf"itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
@SeanBlazed: The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle.