@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
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@AaronFullerton: "Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap. Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
@stockejock: Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still…
@theshamingofjay: When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings