@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
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@PetrickSara: Me: Who drew the picture? 8: I can't remember her name. Me: You memorize 200 Pokémon but you don't remember the kids names in class? 8: 213
@electrolemon: aruba, jamaica / oooh, i wanna take ya atlanta, las vegas/ uhhh that's lots of places vienna, then florence/ baaabe i can't afford this
@danchovy: I'm the dog whisperer. I'll whisper the word "dog" 20.. hell, 30 times if the price is right