@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
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@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.
@DrDogMD: Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?
@notalogin: First they came for the people who say "Awesome sauce," and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it.