@hpb777: A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother.
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@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
@thestlouisan: *Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*