@hpb777: A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother.
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@JessicaVarsity: Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me.
@lecalabara: If I would brush my teeth as vigorously as the people in the toothpaste commercials do, my sink would look like a murder scene.