@tastefactory: A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with "I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"
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@dave_cactus: [sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?
@ocourtneyno: When you accidentally type "me" instead of "my" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.
@weinerdog4life: All I'm saying is if I'm not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.