@junkyard_jake: A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry.
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@marcus_sullivan: Idk y men go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they’re already looking for things they don’t need
@Gwinifer: Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops.
@NicestHippo: PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid
@anerdonfire2: The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly