@darksidedeb: A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot
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@Peauxtassium: I’ve always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect.
@MrGeorgeWallace: If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them "gang supplies". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away
@ericsshadow: 20's: I can't remember where I left my keys 30's: I can't remember where I left my car 40's: I can't remember where I left my kids