@lwhit_the_boss: A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face.
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@NerishaLakha: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.