@lwhit_the_boss: A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face.
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@weinerdog4life: How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it