@OBiiieeee: a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again
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@justsomegirl81: Other mom: We only eat organic, gluten free foods. This mom: My toddler ate the lint off the rug so now I don't have to vacuum today.
@DurtMcHurtt: Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now.
@IRLPepperMD: "You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* "Chhh-over."
@JohnDuffy21: Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?