@PretendMaker: A girl's tinder bio said "I would die without food" uh okay me too
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@WheelTod: Just got your text from last night: you need to cut the red wire first to stop the countdown.
@WigCannon: "Can I see your ID?" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* "What are you doing?" I don't know.