@Snarfernini: A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter.
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@CelebrityChez: Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like.
@Pauly_Miller: If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter.