@peachgrenade: A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower
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@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?
@hippieswordfish: ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'
@Brianhopecomedy: UGH, I was planning this big romantic dinner for two and then my wife called to say she'd be home.
@OarackBobamaa: Biden: Eric Trump, you ugly... Obama: Chill Joe.. Biden: You ya Daddy's son! Obama: Ayyyye !