@LuvPug: A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller
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@UniqueDude2: ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much
@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
@LionJenkins: Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile.