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@Sadieisonfire: A good game for if you're staying in tonight
@peb671: Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can tweet that"
@RamblingMachine: Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough.
@daemonic3: Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
@TeejayRush: Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad...
Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it...
@BuiltToTopple: You two, right there. You don't know it yet, but you'll be coming home with me.
*points at hotel towels*