@njlitigator: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge.
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@3sunzzz: [fire] EVERYONE REMAIN CALM. Use the stairs. DO NOT use the elevators. We're on the 12th floor... *sigh* I guess I'm dying in a fire.
@daemonic3: [2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* "This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!
@ladybroseph: *drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*