@njlitigator: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the Judge.
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@stuckinaportal: [mastercard commercial] "there are some things that money can't buy" politician: i don't get it
@brandynwiththey: My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.