@realHamOnWry: A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else.
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@nedprice: Always love it when Members of Congress say they disagree w/ intel community's analysis. Like having your plumber review your root canal.
@DCpierson: MOST RESTAURANTS: Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?" You: "No." Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)"
@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.