@Bearslietoo: A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card.
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@Procaffinator: Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito.
@iamspacegirl: God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
@AndrewProTV: I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight...