@MikeCanRant: A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
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@Goldishocks: Just told my kids they had to share. Now they are dressed in long blacks wigs singing if I could turn back time.
@beeple: so proud of america. only 8 years after electing first black pres, we're considering electing our first orange one
@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.